• whenever you think of muffins you think of mind control
  • you’ve ever wanted to combine chocolate ice cream and soda water
  • Neuralink is scary
  • when you hear the word “plunk” or “kerplunk” you think of a fish who met its untimely demise
  • pwhen you hear the name “Bernard” you think of a window washer who enjoys telling stories
  • you remember places by what you listened to there
  • you have a knee-jerk reaction when you find out about somebody who has a PhD in child psychology
  • you’re not familiar with popular TV shows
  • the majority of the media you consume is niche
  • you’re the only one on your street who knows what an audio drama is
  • you’ve tried to pinpoint the location of a fictional city by cross-referencing drive and flight times to cities like Chicago