• you count distance by units of twenty-five minutes of car drive
  • audio drama is your favourite storytelling medium and
  • you don’t like movies so much as some other friends
  • you think of how to enter words into a search engine the way Connie recommends
  • you thought Trickle Lake was a real place even though the name now sounds obviously made-up
  • you got a Discord account in order to join The AIO Hangout
  • you prefer podcasts and audio drama while your friends listen only to music
  • your Spotify account (if you have one) is not for listening to music
  • you own multiple CD albums (like photo albums, but for CDs)
  • you’ve used Gary Locke’s artwork somewhere
  • you’ve pondered the local building codes on installing a multiple-storey slide in a house