• your favourite virtual assistant isn’t Alexa or Siri, but Mabel
  • you look for cryptic symbols on freshly cleaned glass
  • you don’t have cable or satellite TV in your house
  • you do, however, have multiple audio playback devices (ex. CD players, cassette tape players, radios)
  • you’d rather meet Kevin McCreary than any athlete or singer
  • the ToO is your most visited internet forum—sorry SSers; I’ll make the next one for you
  • you had an account on the Soda Shop forums before you had an account on any social media like FaceBook and Twitter.
  • you record yourself talking more than you take selfies
  • the number 80995 is branded into your memory
  • you’ve made a pun with the word “thousand” and “sows and”
  • people compliment(ed) your vocabulary, much of which you learned from Eugene